“Superman dat hoe.” -Soulja Boy
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i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
im slowly unlearning how to english
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But sweetheart, you did not end this comic.
Here, let me help you.
The love (as well as the hate) you give will always come back to you at some point in your life.
Believe me, I know exactly what I am talking about.THAT IS THE CUTEST RESPONSE TO THIS EVER AND IT MADE ME TEARY EYED
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if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
I need an Edna Mode life coach.
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
Sometimes when I talk, I just want you to listen to me. Put down your phone, put down your iPad, put down all your similar anecdotes that somehow change the focus of the conversation to you and just listen to me, can’t you?
