Fascination.



  • Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
  • Monitor: No prob, boss.
  • Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
  • Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
  • Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
  • Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
  • Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
  • Mouse: Of course.
  • Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
  • Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
  • Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
  • Printer: No.
  • Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
  • Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
  • Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
  • Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
  • Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
  • Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
  • Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
  • Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
  • Computer: You are not out of in-
  • Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
  • Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
  • Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
  • Computer: Just do it, damn it!
  • Monitor: Yes sir.
  • Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
  • Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
  • Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
  • Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
  • Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
  • Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
  • Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Via Hail Hino, full of grace.
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isaia:

fivetail:

reaill:

RIGHT IN THE FEELINGS

NOPE

NOPE NOPENOPE NOPE

DAMMIT!!!!!!!

(Source: furbieking)


Via ambitions like ribbons

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lemon-jar:

u-ok:

janecrockerstits:

missinterpretations:

hanari502:

bakaunagi:

soniswatching:

katsplanet:

jade-of-space:

aidan—h:

misspumpkiin:

johnkatking:

nipplemoustache:

katsplanet:

homestuck: a trailer

this isn’t super great but it was fun to put together!!!

i think a honk at the end would’ve been good! but this is amazing!

i’m legit crying oh my god

people who say that homestuck is a kids comic are stupid okay

oh my gosh this is SO COOL

i am crying this is beauty 

oh wow its back on my dash

…this has really gone around, huh…

I FUCKING LOST IT AT MOM AND DAD OHLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY SHIT

Oh….

Oh my….

I AM SOBBING ON THE INSIDE AND IN SHOCK ON THE OUTSIDE
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL 

MOM AND DAD OMfg

oh god im going to vomit and cry iM SO PROUD HELP MHE HELPO ME

mOOOOM

DAAAAD

Via 抹茶茶


minuiko:

Have to share because this is the best Steve/Tony vid I’ve ever seen. Flawless timing, scene selection, and colors. ;_;


Via ambitions like ribbons


lizawithazed:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

thedailywhat:

African Stereotype of the Day: Gabriel, Benard, Brian, and Derrik, who live in Kenya, were inspired to poke fun at the way African men are portrayed by Hollywood: “If people believed only what they saw in movies,” they said, “they would think we are all warlords who love violence.” Mama Hope — an organization that partners with African organizations to help transform their communities — was more than happy to hand them a mic as part of a video campaign to “Stop the Pity, Unlock the Potential.”

Good stuff.

[boingboing]

we hate smiling

smiling is stupid

WE’RE TALKING TO YOU, SHIRTLESS MATHEW MCCANAUGHEY!


Via ambitions like ribbons


minuiko:

breakdancing-firebending is my favorite thing, and probably one of the bigger reasons why I adored Zuko (also reblogging because looking at initial pencils is always cool)


Via ambitions like ribbons

"You unprincipled pickpocket!": How Tamora Pierce deals with Writers Block

songofthelioness:

  • Introduce a new character, a strong one with an individual style in speech, dress and behavior—one who will cause the other characters to review their own actions and motives to decide where they stand with regard to the new character. Don’t forget that with me, at least, new characters include…

Via "You unprincipled pickpocket!"


korraaa:

mommaursa:

unlimitedobsessions:

Proof of relation.

Mako, your Bolin is showing.

Mako, your Bolin is showing.

(Source: hyouta)


Via good thing I'm an engineer



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